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Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Perfect Investment: Bernie Madoff's Underpants

Imagine the bragging rights you would have. This Saturday, an auction will be held at the Sheraton New York Hotel to sell off Bernard Madoff's boxer shorts (along with a bunch of his other personal items, like shampoo bottles).

What would the successful buyer do with these pants? I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. I imagine that the buyer would be the butt of many jokes, and would take a lot of ribbing from a smart ass.

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