Remember the Magic 8 Ball? Now there is one for investors.
Wall Street Guru Ball
Something to rest on top of your stock certificates:
Executive Gift Stock Market Wall Street Bull and Bear Silver Plated Sculpture Figurines Paperweights
Something to hang on your wall.
Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals - Stock Market Quotes
A great way of keeping track of your appointments. (This is one of my favorites.)
Stock Trader's Almanac 2012