Thursday, May 13, 2010

Market Drop Update: Caused by Space Alien Invasion According to a Congressman

So much for 'fat fingers' causing the huge market drop last week. Now it looks like it may be due to an invasion by aliens from outer space, according to Congressman Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvania. His exact word were "I don't want to cause any panic or fright, but it could be anywhere from a cyber attack to an alien invasion to just stupid programing."

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