Imagine the bragging rights you would have. This Saturday, an auction will be held at the Sheraton New York Hotel to sell off Bernard Madoff's boxer shorts (along with a bunch of his other personal items, like shampoo bottles).
What would the successful buyer do with these pants? I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. I imagine that the buyer would be the butt of many jokes, and would take a lot of ribbing from a smart ass.