Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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I've heard (read) better; I've heard (read) worse. Appreciate the effort.
If you've read better, please post in the Comments. I'm always looking for good Wall Street Jokes.
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