Sunday, September 24, 2006

$500,000 Awarded for New Zealand Sex Study

The prestigious Marsden Fund in New Zealand which awards millions of dollars each year for basic research, primarily in the areas of physics, chemistry and mathematics, has awarded $500,000 to one of the members of the judging panel!!! The judge plans to spend the money to research of "the hustler, the modern orgasm, and the sexual culture of Auckland". The New Zealand National Party Science spokesman says that this award requires more scrutiny.

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